2024
(FEBRUARY-OCTOBER)
CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS AGAINST PROGRESS
MAGYAR REPUBLICAN
LAST TANGO AT MAR-A-LAGO
RAMADAN CEASEFIRE
THE NEW MATH (GAZA EDITION)
FREE PARKING FOR YOUR R.V.!
SO HELP ME GOD!
I SOLEMNLY SWEAR
ODOR IN THE COURT!
FIRST INSTALLMENT
FUNDRASING
PUMP & DUMP
THE 11th COMMANDMENT
"AND WHEN SHE SAID 'REPENT' (REPENT, REPENT) I WONDERD WHAT SHE MEANT" --LEONARD COHEN
TOTAL ECLIPSE (TAYLOR'S VERSION)
NEVER FIGHT UPHILL, ME BOYS, NEVER FIGHT UPHILL
PLUS ÇA CHANGE . . .
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TOTAL RECOVERY
NIKKI'S CHOICE
FACE/OFF
DAMAGE CONTROL
BIDEN AWAITS WORD FROM THE LORD ALMIGHTY
ELITE OPINION
BEAUTY CONTEST
VP CANDIDATES DEMONSTRATE FEALTY
PRESUMPTIVE GOP NOMINEE TEASES POSSIBLE RUNNING MATE
MARKETING OPPORTUNITY
ON JULY 18, 2024, IN MILWAUKEE WISCONSIN, AN AMERICAN LION AND HIS FAITHFUL COMPANION HUMBLY ACCEPTED THE NOMINATION OF THEIR PARTY FOR THE HIGHEST OFFICES IN THE LAND, BY THE GRACE OF THE MIGHTY OZ.
HEEEEEERE'S JAY-D!
FACT CHECK: ACCORDING TO A RECENT SURVEY, SOME PEOPLE REALLY DO FALL OUT OF COCONUT TREES!
MOTHER OF DRAGONS
FOR THE PEOPLE
THE JUDGMENT OF HARRIS
THAT'S THE TICKET!
COACH
CHORAL CONDUCTORS FOR HARRIS-WALZ
CHORAL CONDUCTORS FOR TRUMP-VANCE
"THAT'S NOT JUST MY OPINION. IT'S A FACT." --SEAN FAIN, 8/18/2024
THANKS, DNC!
FACE/OFF II
BY UNANIMOUS DECISION
CO-CHAIR OF THE RNC
OUTDOOR LIFE
"IF I HAVE TO CREATE STORIES SO THAT THE AMERICAN MEDIA ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION TO THE SUFFERING OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THEN THAT'S WHAT i'M GOING TO DO." --JD VANCE, 9/15/24
HERE, KITTY!
A CAT CAN LOOK AT A KING
FELINES, NOT FELONS
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE WEAVE IS? I'LL TALK ABOUT LIKE NINE DIFFERENT THINGS, AND THEY ALL COME BACK BRILLIANTLY TOGETHER, AND IT'S LIKE, FRIENDS OF MINE THAT ARE, LIKE, ENGLISH PROFESSORS, THEY SAY, 'IT'S THE MOST BRILLIANT THING I'VE EVER SEEN.'"
RECENT WORK IN ETHNOCHOREOLOGY
"NEVER BEEN A BIG FAN OF FLIES. YOU DON'T MIND MY BRINGING THAT UP, DO YOU? ANYWAY, THIS IS A VERY AGGRESSIVE SUCKER. THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR IS VERY AGGRESSIVE. LIKE I'M GOING TO BE AGGRESSIVE FOR OUR COUNTRY." --DONALD JOHN TRUMP, AGE 78, JUNEAU, WISCONSIN, 10/6/2024
WE HAVE THE GENES!
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Undecided
Campaign Promise
A Word to the Wise
Whether the Women Like It or Not
Word!